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Goodwatch · 4 December 2005, 05:19 AM

A guy with a very beautiful and hot girlfriend thinks about her and ‘it’ the whole day. As it’s no way near time to go home he decides to ‘give himself a hand’. But there’s no place to perform the act so he decides to leave early and head for home. During the 2 hours drive the urge becomes too great and he pulls of the road into a small parking lot. Because the road is quite busy he ducks under his car pretending to repair the rear axle.

He closes his eyes and goes at it. After a while, he feels someone kicking against one of his shoes. Because he’s almost there, he ignores it and with his eyes still closed keeps at the job. After 30 seconds another kick. Irritated and with his eyes still closed he asks “what do you want?”. A voice asks him what he’s doing. “I’m repairing the rear axle” he answers. The voice answers: “while you at it take a look at you parking brake as well, ‘cause your car is now against a tree 40 yards away!”.

padi56 · 4 December 2005, 05:23 AM

Nice one Frans.

JIM- · 4 December 2005, 05:54 AM

dina · 4 December 2005, 02:35 PM

JJ Irani · 4 December 2005, 03:30 PM

Now that's what I call a tosser!!

mailman · 5 December 2005, 12:15 AM

Good one Frans.

4 December 2005, 05:19 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	The rear axle A guy with a very beautiful and hot girlfriend thinks about her and ‘it’ the whole day. As it’s no way near time to go home he decides to ‘give himself a hand’. But there’s no place to perform the act so he decides to leave early and head for home. During the 2 hours drive the urge becomes too great and he pulls of the road into a small parking lot. Because the road is quite busy he ducks under his car pretending to repair the rear axle. He closes his eyes and goes at it. After a while, he feels someone kicking against one of his shoes. Because he’s almost there, he ignores it and with his eyes still closed keeps at the job. After 30 seconds another kick. Irritated and with his eyes still closed he asks “what do you want?”. A voice asks him what he’s doing. “I’m repairing the rear axle” he answers. The voice answers: “while you at it take a look at you parking brake as well, ‘cause your car is now against a tree 40 yards away!”. __________________ Member# 127

4 December 2005, 05:23 AM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,690	Nice one Frans. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 December 2005, 03:30 PM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Now that's what I call a tosser!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

5 December 2005, 12:15 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: BLNR Posts: 35,635	Good one Frans. __________________ JJ

4 December 2005, 05:54 AM	#3
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