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Goodwatch · 18 June 2006, 12:45 AM

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to large green parrots and says: "The parrot to your left costs $750."

"Why does the parrot costs so much?" the man asks.

"Well, it knows how to use a computer." The owner says, "He can diagnose system bugs."

The customer asks about the next parrot and is told, "That one costs $1200 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to configure and use the UNIX operating system."

"What about the third parrot?" asks the man

"That one costs $2500."

"What can IT do?" he asks.

The owner shrugs and replies, "To be honest I've never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him Boss!"

C.J. · 18 June 2006, 01:36 AM

JJ Irani · 18 June 2006, 07:47 AM

mailman · 18 June 2006, 08:08 PM

18 June 2006, 12:45 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Clever parrots A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to large green parrots and says: "The parrot to your left costs $750." "Why does the parrot costs so much?" the man asks. "Well, it knows how to use a computer." The owner says, "He can diagnose system bugs." The customer asks about the next parrot and is told, "That one costs $1200 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to configure and use the UNIX operating system." "What about the third parrot?" asks the man "That one costs $2500." "What can IT do?" he asks. The owner shrugs and replies, "To be honest I've never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him Boss!" __________________ Member# 127

18 June 2006, 01:36 AM	#2
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18 June 2006, 07:47 AM	#3
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18 June 2006, 08:08 PM	#4
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