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figbo · 13 June 2010, 07:11 AM

A Texan is in the Marines and deployed to Afghanistan. One day he is hiding along a road. Pretty soon a Taliban troop comes walking down the road. The Texan hollers out,"One Texan is equal to 10 Taliban!" The commander sends 10 of his men after the Texan. Pretty soon there is shooting and explosions. After a while it quiets down and the Texan hollers out,"One Texan is equal to 100 Taliban!" The commander sends 100 of his men after him and again there is shooting and explosions. After things quiet down, the Texan hollers,"One Texan is equal to 1000 Taliban!" The commander by now is angry and sends 1000 of his men after the Texan. Soon there is shooting and horrible explosions etc. that go on and on. After a long time, things finally start quieting down and one, bloody, nearly-dead Taliban fighter comes dragging himself back out onto the road. With his last breath he tells the commander,"Don't send anymore men, it's a trap,

there's TWO OF THEM !!!!!"

Safetrends · 13 June 2010, 07:55 AM

God bless Texas and stupid Taliban.

inLine4 · 14 June 2010, 02:47 AM

sleddog · 14 June 2010, 03:05 AM

rfknauss · 14 June 2010, 06:36 AM

Lion · 14 June 2010, 11:44 PM

Very good!!!

2th Dr · 17 June 2010, 07:02 AM

I love it!!!

Chipmunk · 17 June 2010, 09:16 AM

mike · 17 June 2010, 09:29 AM

My son's over there right now. I sent this to him. He cracked up.

JJ Irani · 17 June 2010, 09:48 AM

swatty · 18 June 2010, 07:33 PM

pz93c · 23 June 2010, 05:56 AM

Amen.

grodolph · 24 June 2010, 03:45 AM

Hilarious!

1000ftSub · 24 June 2010, 03:45 AM

Bisquitlips · 29 June 2010, 03:54 AM

I was born and reared in the great country of Texas.

This joke ain't no joke! Just pure fact!

13 June 2010, 07:11 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Don't mess with Texas!! A Texan is in the Marines and deployed to Afghanistan. One day he is hiding along a road. Pretty soon a Taliban troop comes walking down the road. The Texan hollers out,"One Texan is equal to 10 Taliban!" The commander sends 10 of his men after the Texan. Pretty soon there is shooting and explosions. After a while it quiets down and the Texan hollers out,"One Texan is equal to 100 Taliban!" The commander sends 100 of his men after him and again there is shooting and explosions. After things quiet down, the Texan hollers,"One Texan is equal to 1000 Taliban!" The commander by now is angry and sends 1000 of his men after the Texan. Soon there is shooting and horrible explosions etc. that go on and on. After a long time, things finally start quieting down and one, bloody, nearly-dead Taliban fighter comes dragging himself back out onto the road. With his last breath he tells the commander,"Don't send anymore men, it's a trap, there's TWO OF THEM !!!!!" __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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17 June 2010, 09:29 AM	#9
mike "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 22,682	My son's over there right now. I sent this to him. He cracked up.

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