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Just a few
Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later.
================================================== == A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting ================================================== == A married man's prayer; Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away U gave me youth, u took it away. U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding u...... ================================================== === A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?" Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married" ================================================== === Couldn't stop sharing this one... Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh.. darling..love u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. ================================================== ==== Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?? Boss: I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer!!! ================================================== ===== A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal ================================================== ==== A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat." Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. ================================================== ==== Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : "Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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Some gems there :thumbsup
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Funny.
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There were 2 or 3 that completely cracked me up. I haven't been in this subforum before today and if there are any ladies out there posting anything as funny, I promise to laugh. I'm going to continue reading now ...
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Good stuff!
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