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30 July 2010, 10:05 AM | #1 |
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The old man
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it." One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can. Drop your pants!" He did. The three ladies looked at him for a few moments and then the other lady said, "Take off your underwear." The guy dropped his underwear and the old ladies stared at him for a while longer and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!" The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?" The old ladies laughed, "You told us yesterday." |
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OMG too funny!
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:chuckle :
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Michael, how old are you? You better be pretty old, or Rafael and I are coming after you!
Ummmmm, just as soon as I can find my car keys. And.............my car!!!
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Very funny!!!
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