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Awesome Jim · 12 August 2012, 03:34 PM

Fellow walks into the bar and sees a huge jar of twenty dollar bills. When he asked what it was for, he was told that the money would go to anyone that completed the bar challenge. After a few drinks, he put his twenty with the others and said,I'm ready!"
The bartender said "First, you down that bottle of Jack Daniels.......
Next, you go out back and pull that diseased tooth out of that pitbull's mouth.
Finally. you need to go upstairs and satisfy Granny..."
He downed the drink and went out back where the patron's heard about fifteen minutes of growling, snarling, yelling, and screaming. He came back into the bar and said, "OK, now where's the lady with the sore tooth?"

TSW · 12 August 2012, 03:40 PM

:))

Baco Noir · 12 August 2012, 03:42 PM

Ummmm, where's the punchline?

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Awesome Jim · 12 August 2012, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by directioneng

That was funnier than the joke YD.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellowdog

Ummmm, where's the punchline?

n:

Read...... It........a........little.......slower.....this... ....time :)

Sarajevo · 13 August 2012, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Awesome Jim

Read...... It........a........little.......slower.....this... ....time :)

Still doing nothing for me - is it that he thought he had to satisfy the pitbull and remove Granny's sore tooth? Still wouldn't be very funny though...

Andad · 12 August 2012, 04:18 PM

That was funnier than the joke YD.

Awesome Jim · 13 August 2012, 01:35 AM

Sorry for the attitude but yes. I have to say I laughed for quite awhile but maybe I've got a little more obscure sense of humor. J

77T · 13 August 2012, 07:44 AM

A bottle of Jack and that pit bull looked pretty good!

Silvio Mosiello · 13 August 2012, 08:00 AM

I thought it was funny but didnt LOL literally. I rarely do while reading.

FeelingTheBlues · 13 August 2012, 01:29 PM

I found it quite funny.

z32turbo · 13 August 2012, 01:41 PM

GradyPhilpott · 13 August 2012, 02:43 PM

Art 1 · 13 August 2012, 05:04 PM

Puffy · 13 August 2012, 06:18 PM

not bad...

12 August 2012, 03:34 PM	#1
Awesome Jim Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Real Name: Jim Location: Calgary Watch: And wear Posts: 113	The jar of twenties Fellow walks into the bar and sees a huge jar of twenty dollar bills. When he asked what it was for, he was told that the money would go to anyone that completed the bar challenge. After a few drinks, he put his twenty with the others and said,I'm ready!" The bartender said "First, you down that bottle of Jack Daniels....... Next, you go out back and pull that diseased tooth out of that pitbull's mouth. Finally. you need to go upstairs and satisfy Granny..." He downed the drink and went out back where the patron's heard about fifteen minutes of growling, snarling, yelling, and screaming. He came back into the bar and said, "OK, now where's the lady with the sore tooth?"

12 August 2012, 03:40 PM	#2
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13 August 2012, 07:44 AM	#8
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13 August 2012, 01:35 AM	#7
Awesome Jim Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Real Name: Jim Location: Calgary Watch: And wear Posts: 113	Sorry for the attitude but yes. I have to say I laughed for quite awhile but maybe I've got a little more obscure sense of humor. J

13 August 2012, 08:00 AM	#9
Silvio Mosiello "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Real Name: Matthew Location: Miami/NY Watch: the shoes. Posts: 3,482	I thought it was funny but didnt LOL literally. I rarely do while reading.

13 August 2012, 01:29 PM	#10
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