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Old 8 December 2012, 02:02 AM   #1
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The Pilot.

A blind man was travelling in his private jet when he detected
something was wrong. He hurried to the cockpit and got no
response from his pilot.

The blind guy fumbled for the radio and started calling the
flight control tower, "Help! Help!"

"What's the problem?" replied the flight control tower.

"Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside
down!"

"How do you know you're upside down?" asked the flight
control tower.

"Because I just sh!te my pants and it's running down my feking back!,you ars#hole.
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Old 8 December 2012, 02:24 AM   #2
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir,
Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


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Old 8 December 2012, 03:33 AM   #3
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Old 8 December 2012, 11:16 AM   #4
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Old 8 December 2012, 08:16 PM   #5
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