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pwrslider · 7 June 2008, 08:46 AM

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mum, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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"I know you can't get married on the money I pay you," said the boss to his new employee, "but someday you'll thank me for it!"

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!". His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder... it's 'Miracle Grow'."

Viracocha · 7 June 2008, 12:41 PM

LOL I'm going to share 'em with friends

J.

ROLEX MAN · 7 June 2008, 02:31 PM

Thats really good!

JJ Irani · 7 June 2008, 03:34 PM

I betcha the ladies on this forum are going to love that one!!

Oscar · 7 June 2008, 06:29 PM

Does Miracle Grow cure baldness........

jasonbellevue · 8 June 2008, 04:30 PM

chadrh · 9 June 2008, 02:08 AM

That first one must be about my ex-wife and ex-mother-in-law.

limbo · 12 June 2008, 07:44 PM

mickeydainish · 13 June 2008, 09:25 PM

...a quickie is always welcome..... :)

TDH · 14 June 2008, 07:51 PM

7 June 2008, 08:46 AM	#1
pwrslider "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: SF BAY AREA CA Watch: 16710 Coke Posts: 3,047	Couple of marriage quickies... A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mum, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is." -- "I know you can't get married on the money I pay you," said the boss to his new employee, "but someday you'll thank me for it!" -- One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!". His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder... it's 'Miracle Grow'." __________________ Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03)

7 June 2008, 02:31 PM	#3
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,718	Thats really good! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

7 June 2008, 03:34 PM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	I betcha the ladies on this forum are going to love that one!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

8 June 2008, 04:30 PM	#6
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	__________________

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7 June 2008, 12:41 PM	#2
Viracocha "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: James Location: KamloopsBC Canada Watch: Datejust Posts: 25	LOL I'm going to share 'em with friends J.

7 June 2008, 06:29 PM	#5
Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	Does Miracle Grow cure baldness........

9 June 2008, 02:08 AM	#7
chadrh "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Southern NH Posts: 35	That first one must be about my ex-wife and ex-mother-in-law.

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mickeydainish Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Michael Location: LaLa Land Watch: Sub Date 16610 Posts: 1,757	...a quickie is always welcome..... :)

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