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padi56 · 11 May 2006, 12:20 AM

A prize fighter was driving through Scotland - on a winter holiday with his wife. He said, "I've been thinking. I've always heard how tough Highlanders are. Here I am with a 20-0 record in the ring. I feel like I'm tough but I've never fought a Jock. It's got me to wondering."

The wife said, "Oh, that doesn't make any difference. You're successful at what you do. You've fought some mighty tough guys and you've always come out on top."He said, "Yeah, but I still can't help but wonder. Before we go home, I'm going to have to whip a Jock's ars#."

A while later a tyre burst. The fighter got stopped and it was way below freezing with driving sleet. He was not looking forward to changing the wheel. As he started getting the jack out a breakdown truck drove by. The driver, a giant of a man, asked "D'ye need a hand Jimmy?"The fighter said, "Yeah, I need a wheel change and I need to whip a Jock's arse. Which one do you want to help me with?"
The jock said, "Hae aboot this? Ye whop my ars#, I'll change your wheel. I whop your ars#, ye hold my balls up out of the snow while I sh@g the wee lady."They agreed and set to fighting.

A little later the prize fighter and his wife were back on the road and she said, "I guess that Highlander wasn't so tough after all."
He said, "No, did you see the way he flinched when I dropped his balls in the snow ?"

C.J. · 11 May 2006, 03:27 AM

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JJ Irani · 11 May 2006, 03:53 AM

11 May 2006, 03:57 AM

Ye canna beat a canny Scot!

AJC · 11 May 2006, 06:00 AM

mailman · 11 May 2006, 10:41 AM

padi56 · 11 May 2006, 09:30 PM

11 May 2006, 12:20 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Scottish Highlander. A prize fighter was driving through Scotland - on a winter holiday with his wife. He said, "I've been thinking. I've always heard how tough Highlanders are. Here I am with a 20-0 record in the ring. I feel like I'm tough but I've never fought a Jock. It's got me to wondering." The wife said, "Oh, that doesn't make any difference. You're successful at what you do. You've fought some mighty tough guys and you've always come out on top."He said, "Yeah, but I still can't help but wonder. Before we go home, I'm going to have to whip a Jock's ars#." A while later a tyre burst. The fighter got stopped and it was way below freezing with driving sleet. He was not looking forward to changing the wheel. As he started getting the jack out a breakdown truck drove by. The driver, a giant of a man, asked "D'ye need a hand Jimmy?"The fighter said, "Yeah, I need a wheel change and I need to whip a Jock's arse. Which one do you want to help me with?" The jock said, "Hae aboot this? Ye whop my ars#, I'll change your wheel. I whop your ars#, ye hold my balls up out of the snow while I sh@g the wee lady."They agreed and set to fighting. A little later the prize fighter and his wife were back on the road and she said, "I guess that Highlander wasn't so tough after all." He said, "No, did you see the way he flinched when I dropped his balls in the snow ?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 May 2006, 03:27 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 04:20 AM..

11 May 2006, 03:53 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 May 2006, 10:41 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

11 May 2006, 09:30 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 May 2006, 03:57 AM	#4
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Ye canna beat a canny Scot!

11 May 2006, 06:00 AM	#5
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