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16 February 2009, 03:11 AM | #1 |
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What a coincidence.
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating too". She clinked glasses with him and said, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant. How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks." he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
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16 February 2009, 03:12 AM | #2 |
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An oldie, but a goodie.
Looks like you're on a roll today, Padi!!
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16 February 2009, 12:12 PM | #5 |
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16 February 2009, 07:00 PM | #6 |
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17 February 2009, 04:06 AM | #7 |
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17 February 2009, 10:03 AM | #8 |
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