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Old 30 March 2009, 04:07 PM   #1
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Nursing Home

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into
the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours
have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to
Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks,
"What?"

"Sex!!" he replies.Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it
up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be
nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."Well, I can oblige," says
Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold
it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Something
to look forward too ?????

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around
the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with
Ethel,
another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I
don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
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Old 30 March 2009, 05:20 PM   #2
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Old 30 March 2009, 09:38 PM   #3
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That's a good one!!!
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Old 30 March 2009, 09:56 PM   #4
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Old 30 March 2009, 11:01 PM   #5
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Old 31 March 2009, 02:37 AM   #6
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Old 31 March 2009, 04:07 AM   #8
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L O L !
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Old 31 March 2009, 04:22 AM   #9
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Read it again and I am still laughing
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Old 31 March 2009, 04:51 AM   #10
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, awesome!
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Old 31 March 2009, 09:05 AM   #11
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Old 26 July 2011, 06:13 AM   #14
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