The Council Job

[idk01]

A man named Terry goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.
'The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day. 'The guy is puzzled and
says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2
PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'
''This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.

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[Lion]

Very good!!!

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