Pearly Gates

[Launch Mini]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit to earn your way in here?"

St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing, the man offered. Once, on a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who
were threatening a young woman.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose
ring, and threw it on the ground.

Then I yelled, "Now, back off...or I'll kick the crap out of all
of you !"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did all this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."

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