More quotable quotes

[idk01]

"Smoking kills, and if you`re killed, you`ve lost a very important part of
your life."
- Brooke Shields, trying to explain why smoking is bad.

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sands.
I beat people up."
- Muhammad Ali

"Divorces are Fewer among Single People, Chicago Figures Show."
- Headline in the Chicago Tribune

"In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"NOTICE: Ramganga River is inhabited by crocodiles. Swimming is prohibited.
Survivors will be prosecuted."
- Sign in the Corbett National Park, India

"Banks will lend you money if you can prove you don`t need it."
- Mark Twain

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
- Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President

[sleddog]

Love the one from Keppel and Brooke.!!

[AWATCH]

[Dan Pierce]

Here was my rehearsal dinner toast many years ago:

"If our marriage is half as successful as our parents, then theirs will be twice as successful as ours."
All the women reacted with..........ah.
All the men reacted with......
dP

[JJ Irani]

[limbo]

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[swatty]