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Old 5 November 2006, 05:18 AM   #1
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Woman's Worst Embarrassment.

A woman has an appointment with a gynaecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit in the examining chair. So she strips down and puts a sheet over herself and places her feet in the stirrups.

The doctor comes in and lifts the sheet and gasps, "That's the biggest vagina I ever saw! That's the biggest vagina I ever saw!"

The woman replied fuming, "You didn't have to say it twice!"

The doctor answers back, "I didn't!"
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Old 5 November 2006, 06:19 AM   #2
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Old mudflaps, huh?
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Old 5 November 2006, 06:26 AM   #3
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Reminds me of my ex....it was like throwing a hot dog down a bowling alley...
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Old 5 November 2006, 11:37 AM   #7
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A woman has an appointment with a gynaecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit in the examining chair. So she strips down and puts a sheet over herself and places her feet in the stirrups.

The doctor comes in and lifts the sheet and gasps, "That's the biggest vagina I ever saw! That's the biggest vagina I ever saw!"

The woman replied fuming, "You didn't have to say it twice!"

The doctor answers back, "I didn't!"
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Reminds me of my ex....it was like throwing a hot dog down a bowling alley...
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