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padi56 · 20 October 2009, 12:41 AM

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop
and says, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looked over at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said," Your house to see your wife.

JJ Irani · 20 October 2009, 02:46 AM

Brushpup · 20 October 2009, 05:19 AM

Fuuuuuny!!!!!!!!

limbo · 20 October 2009, 05:30 AM

sexner · 20 October 2009, 06:43 AM

:r ofl:

idk01 · 20 October 2009, 09:51 AM

sleddog · 20 October 2009, 10:14 AM

I like it!!!

swatty · 20 October 2009, 10:43 AM

Bisquitlips · 20 October 2009, 02:01 PM

Lion · 28 October 2009, 01:43 AM

Very funny!!!

Nick1959 · 28 October 2009, 02:02 AM

sandytn · 28 October 2009, 03:06 AM

Nice one..

20 October 2009, 12:41 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,035	How long for a Haircut A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looked over at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said," Your house to see your wife. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 October 2009, 02:46 AM	#2
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20 October 2009, 05:19 AM	#3
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20 October 2009, 05:30 AM	#4
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20 October 2009, 10:14 AM	#7
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20 October 2009, 10:43 AM	#8
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20 October 2009, 02:01 PM	#9
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28 October 2009, 01:43 AM	#10
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28 October 2009, 03:06 AM	#12
sandytn Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Sandy Location: NJ Posts: 713	Nice one..

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