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mb hawaii · 3 November 2009, 04:16 AM

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. I checked again to see what time it was. It was at that moment, looking at my Daytona, that I noticed a chip in the crystal.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I send it to an RSC?

sturgeon123456 · 3 November 2009, 04:18 AM

Oh man, a chip in the crystal! That wouldve made me more upset than the other stuff.

Joey_V · 3 November 2009, 04:27 AM

Lol at the end of your story! Not funny if the thing about your wife is true.

sbux · 3 November 2009, 04:29 AM

is ur daytona more important than your wife?

Buschy · 3 November 2009, 04:30 AM

needs to be in the jokes section.

Lamone · 3 November 2009, 04:32 AM

A chip in the cystal is worse than a little extra marital activitie, although, I'd put a chip into that guy's cystal...

Dr.B · 3 November 2009, 04:36 AM

Sounds like you need a new wife and a new Crystal....Good luck

R1@160@alltimes · 3 November 2009, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.B

Sounds like you need a new wife and a new Crystal....Good luck

X2 if that's the case

datejust1 · 3 November 2009, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr.b

Sounds like you need a new wife and a new crystal....good luck

x2

Mrdi · 3 November 2009, 04:57 AM

I think you'll get most of us on this tale.
Who goes through life w/o having been BETRAYED by a cherished one at least once.
I hope your dissertation is one of folly and not a true scene.
My empathic propensity was enkindled.
What kind of motorcycle?

sexner · 3 November 2009, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrdi

I think you'll get most of us on this tale.
Who goes through life w/o having been BETRAYED by a cherished one at least once.
I hope your dissertation is one of folly and not a true scene.
My empathic propensity was enkindled.
What kind of motorcycle?

What kind of motorcycle?

touche!

:r ofl:

I really don't mean to poke fun at the misfortunes of other.

If all is as you say you need to get both to the AD for a service.

Prince · 3 November 2009, 05:31 AM

Perhaps should be in the Joke Forum - whaddya think?

mb hawaii · 3 November 2009, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Perhaps should be in the Joke Forum - whaddya think?

Kinda gives the plot away putting it at the "Jokes" forum. Don't ya think?

Prince · 3 November 2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mb hawaii

Kinda gives the plot away putting it at the "Jokes" forum. Don't ya think?

Yes. But that's where it belongs.

Mosco · 3 November 2009, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sexner

What kind of motorcycle?

touche!

:r ofl:

X2000000000000

Thomas · 3 November 2009, 05:10 AM

Your wife's name isn't Crystal is it?

JJ Irani · 3 November 2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomas

Your wife's name isn't Crystal is it?

Now that was funny!!

Brushpup · 4 November 2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas

Your wife's name isn't Crystal is it?

BarkMaster · 3 November 2009, 05:12 AM

Trade them BOTH in for new ones!

AWATCH · 3 November 2009, 05:15 AM

You can live with the wife, I would get the crystal fixed though.....

iSellJerseyShore · 3 November 2009, 05:21 AM

OMG! Well the crystal will be the easiest and cheapest to fix...... Good luck with your repairs!

-Frankie

AK00 · 3 November 2009, 05:32 AM

Reverse it and flip it.

Time to take your motorcycle out with a chick....just a fun-ride out in the wee hours of the night.

During the day, Tell her you need to drop off at RSC to crystalize your Daytona.....

Viola, you have acquired 2 sets of new sensations - visually and physical satisfaction at one go.....

One thing though: Do confirm if those girlfriends are indeed true....if they are.....get a Biker Pillion Guy for company!

Brunotheboxer · 3 November 2009, 05:14 AM

Did you just discover that there intraweb?

esm · 3 November 2009, 06:06 AM

an oldie but a goodie!!!!

Omega_Precision · 3 November 2009, 06:15 AM

I take it that he is joking.....got me for a minute there.

I hope the crystal is not really chipped

sleddog · 3 November 2009, 12:30 PM

Enjoyed the humour!!!

limbo · 3 November 2009, 01:32 PM

dalip · 4 November 2009, 12:02 AM

old..still works

Mrdi · 4 November 2009, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dalip

old..still works

Never fails, someone always brings JJ into the picture.

Lion · 4 November 2009, 09:09 AM

I guess choices are in order!!! LOL!!!

3 November 2009, 04:16 AM	#1
mb hawaii "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Sunny Hawaii Watch: 116528 /126715CHNR Posts: 451	I think my wife is cheating on me.... I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. I checked again to see what time it was. It was at that moment, looking at my Daytona, that I noticed a chip in the crystal. Is this something I can fix myself or should I send it to an RSC?

3 November 2009, 04:27 AM	#3
Joey_V "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Joey Location: Dallas, TX Watch: SS Sub 16610 M Posts: 3,824	Lol at the end of your story! Not funny if the thing about your wife is true. __________________ Current Rotation: Rolex Submariner Date (M) - 1/08, Rolex Milgauss GV (V) - 2/10, Rolex SS Black Daytona (V) - 6/10, Rolex GMTIIC (G) - 5/11, TAG Heuer Silverstone (286/1860) - 1/2015 Former-watches: Omega PO/2535.80/2254, TAG Carrera/F1x2/Monaco, Panerai 312K/292L Wish List: Panerai 270/505, Rolex SMURF, Rolex RG Daytona, Rolex DSSD

3 November 2009, 05:31 AM	#12
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Perhaps should be in the Joke Forum - whaddya think? __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

3 November 2009, 05:12 AM	#19
BarkMaster "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Texas Watch: 18078 YG DD Posts: 7,962	Trade them BOTH in for new ones! __________________ BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

3 November 2009, 05:15 AM	#20
AWATCH "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: al Location: GEORGIA Watch: Explorer II Posts: 1,759	You can live with the wife, I would get the crystal fixed though..... __________________ Al

3 November 2009, 04:18 AM	#2
sturgeon123456 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 2,551	Oh man, a chip in the crystal! That wouldve made me more upset than the other stuff.

3 November 2009, 04:29 AM	#4
sbux "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Posts: 303	is ur daytona more important than your wife?

3 November 2009, 04:30 AM	#5
Buschy "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: Dennis Location: DFW TX Watch: Daytona Posts: 378	needs to be in the jokes section.

3 November 2009, 04:32 AM	#6
Lamone Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NYC Watch: ya mawt! Posts: 3,448	A chip in the cystal is worse than a little extra marital activitie, although, I'd put a chip into that guy's cystal...

3 November 2009, 04:36 AM	#7
Dr.B "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Fernando Location: North Carolina Watch: SS White Daytona Posts: 1,944	Sounds like you need a new wife and a new Crystal....Good luck

3 November 2009, 04:57 AM	#10
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	I think you'll get most of us on this tale. Who goes through life w/o having been BETRAYED by a cherished one at least once. I hope your dissertation is one of folly and not a true scene. My empathic propensity was enkindled. What kind of motorcycle?

3 November 2009, 05:10 AM	#16
Thomas Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA Posts: 625	Your wife's name isn't Crystal is it?

3 November 2009, 05:21 AM	#21
iSellJerseyShore "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Frankie Location: NJ - JerseyShore Watch: GMT-Master IIc Posts: 1,023	OMG! Well the crystal will be the easiest and cheapest to fix...... Good luck with your repairs! -Frankie

3 November 2009, 05:32 AM	#22
AK00 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Alan Location: Shanghai Watch: 1665 Rail Dial Posts: 75	Reverse it and flip it. Time to take your motorcycle out with a chick....just a fun-ride out in the wee hours of the night. During the day, Tell her you need to drop off at RSC to crystalize your Daytona..... Viola, you have acquired 2 sets of new sensations - visually and physical satisfaction at one go..... One thing though: Do confirm if those girlfriends are indeed true....if they are.....get a Biker Pillion Guy for company! __________________ 5513 \| 5508 \| 1675 \| 6536-1 16600 \|11670 7021/0 \| 7928 \| 94010

3 November 2009, 05:14 AM	#23
Brunotheboxer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Bruno Location: Boston/Cape Cod Watch: 16610,PAM. 111, G Posts: 7,608	Did you just discover that there intraweb?

3 November 2009, 06:06 AM	#24
esm "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Eric Location: Location,Location Watch: this, bro... Posts: 15,340	an oldie but a goodie!!!!

3 November 2009, 06:15 AM	#25
Omega_Precision Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Henry Location: CA, US Watch: ing basketball Posts: 2,977	I take it that he is joking.....got me for a minute there. I hope the crystal is not really chipped

3 November 2009, 12:30 PM	#26
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4 November 2009, 12:02 AM	#28
dalip "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: Dalip Location: Mumbai and Perth Watch: Rolex PAM Omega Posts: 18,656	old..still works __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------ *"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." George Bernard Shaw*

4 November 2009, 09:09 AM	#30
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