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Old 17 February 2010, 06:15 PM   #1
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Doctor, Doctor...

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up together at the Pearly Gates.

One doctor steped forward and told St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter let him enter.

The next doctor said, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter told him to enter as well.

The last man said to St. Peter, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."

St. Peter replied, "You may enter. But," he added, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
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Old 18 February 2010, 02:35 AM   #2
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Old 18 February 2010, 04:38 AM   #5
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Old 19 February 2010, 01:16 AM   #6
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