Random Thoughts

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Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to
nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on
#5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind
of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after
Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word
and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research
paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this -- ever..

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but
when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and
then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Lights than Kay.

20. Wouldn't it make your life a whole lot more fulfilling knowing
you worked to live and not lived to work!

[ParisDakarBmw]

That's a funny post!

[figbo]

Agree with ALL of them!

[idk01]

Originally Posted by figbo

Agree with ALL of them!

X2 Brilliant!!!

[Fofo]

Good ones!!!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.

This dialog is from the great British show "Coupling":

Jeff: Well, I am his porn buddy.
Susan: His what?
Jeff: In the event of Steve’s death, the first thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it. And he’s pledged to do the same for me. That’s how close we are!
Susan: You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy your dirty mags?
Jeff: Who said destroy? “Remove.”
Susan: Yeah, well you wouldn’t keep them… would you?
Jeff: It’s a perk.
Susan: Oh, Jeff…
Jeff: That’s the beauty of it, you see? Your best friend’s dead, but there’s a bright side!


11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

Usually in the afternoon, when you think "OK, I have 5 minutes, I'll just quickly check TFR to see what's going on."

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[sleddog]

I like it Boyd!!

[rfknauss]

And there all true!

[marshallr47]