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25 February 2010, 06:58 AM | #1 |
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The Black Bra
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> *The Black Bra* (as told by a woman) > > I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. > One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ > years. > > We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our > men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels > and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to > exchange notes.. > > Here's how it all went. > > _My engaged friend_: > The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black > leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. > He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' > Then we made passionate love all night long. > > > _The mistress:_ > Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was > wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over > my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he > started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. > > > _Then I had to share my story: > _When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black > stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. > When he came in the door and saw me he said, > > > > > > > > > > > > *"What's for dinner, Zorro?"*
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