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figbo · 16 March 2010, 08:38 AM

Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a
> job opening.. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four
> people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in
> and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
> would get the job.. The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know
> of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head.
> There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
> 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man. 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A
> blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A
> BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The
> blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned
> to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.. 'Well, out at my
> dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
> switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light
> on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is
> the fastest thing I can think of'. Jennifer was very impressed with the
> third answer and thought she had found her man.. 'It 's hard to beat the
> speed of light,' she said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man,
> Jennifer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the
> previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
> DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response... Oh sure',
> said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran
> for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I
> had already shit my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at
> a Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this every
> time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.

Pep04 · 16 March 2010, 08:41 AM

:c lap:

Safetrends · 16 March 2010, 08:45 AM

JJ AKA Bubba is the new greeter at Wal Fart.

Dr. Robert · 16 March 2010, 08:51 AM

Hilarious! Now I know how to ace a wal mart interview!

JJ Irani · 16 March 2010, 08:58 AM

sleddog · 16 March 2010, 09:02 AM

Classic!!

rfknauss · 16 March 2010, 09:05 AM

limbo · 16 March 2010, 04:21 PM

idk01 · 16 March 2010, 10:25 PM

Lion · 17 March 2010, 03:06 AM

Very funny!!!

ESKO · 17 March 2010, 03:56 AM

Hahaha!
His wit was faster than his sh!t?????????

brkanand · 17 March 2010, 04:56 AM

Good one here!

swatty · 18 March 2010, 06:57 PM

Bisquitlips · 19 March 2010, 09:51 AM

Bubba is one of my cousins and I would deeply appreciate it if you all would not make fun of him! Please!!

2th Dr · 20 March 2010, 06:49 AM

Ultraman · 22 March 2010, 09:56 PM

blackmsport · 30 June 2011, 10:19 AM

Best joke ever

LOVE IT

Art 1 · 30 June 2011, 08:31 PM

Gaijin · 30 June 2011, 09:09 PM

Hahahaha!

johnbeth · 30 June 2011, 09:18 PM

mtrunner · 30 June 2011, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hambim336

Hi

This topic help me a lot in developing my project. I will contribute more when I finished it.

Not sure what this means but I am glad this joke was bumped. Hilarious!

Grissom · 4 July 2011, 02:28 PM

Too funny!!!! (And I'm glad it got bumped, too)

TSW · 4 July 2011, 04:18 PM

vukotab · 5 July 2011, 10:35 PM

RolexWatcher · 5 July 2011, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hambim336

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Best regards.

My friend, you have just upped the original joke!

FeelingTheBlues · 24 August 2012, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chu082011

Thank very much for your comment. It help me to think about for my ideals.

Tks again and pls keep posting.

Quite the first post here!

And that joke...

77T · 26 August 2012, 01:16 AM

Bubba works at our nearby Wal-Mart...NOW I know why everyone uses the wet wipes on the cart handles after he pushes it to them.

16 March 2010, 08:38 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Walmart interview Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a > job opening.. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four > people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in > and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them > would get the job.. The day came and as the four sat around the > conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know > of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. > There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. > 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man. 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A > blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A > BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The > blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned > to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.. 'Well, out at my > dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light > switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light > on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is > the fastest thing I can think of'. Jennifer was very impressed with the > third answer and thought she had found her man.. 'It 's hard to beat the > speed of light,' she said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, > Jennifer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the > previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is > DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response... Oh sure', > said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran > for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I > had already shit my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at > a Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this every > time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on. __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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