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padi56 · 9 September 2005, 02:41 AM

Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let
me tell you about those young boys.

He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to
like that, but don't let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are
going to like that, but don't let him do that.

But most important, he is going to try and geton

top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that too, but don't let him

do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went
on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went
just like she had predicted:

"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family.
When he tried, I just turned over,
got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

Nonna fainted!!

JJ Irani · 9 September 2005, 04:14 AM

LMAO!! And I fainted too......

AJC · 9 September 2005, 06:29 AM

padi56 · 10 September 2005, 07:45 PM

Thanks

Seadweller · 10 September 2005, 08:05 PM

Classic

9 September 2005, 02:41 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,252	A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and geton top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that too, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!" Nonna fainted!! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 September 2005, 04:14 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	LMAO!! And I fainted too...... __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

10 September 2005, 07:45 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,252	Thanks __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 September 2005, 06:29 AM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878

10 September 2005, 08:05 PM	#5
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