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AJC · 9 September 2005, 02:23 PM

A long time married couple are lying in bed when right out of the blue the women asks,"Honey if I died tomorrow,would you remarry?"
"Yes sweetheart,I guess after a suitable period of grieving I would."he replied.
"And would your new wife live in our house?" she asked.
"Well darling,I love this old house and I wouldn't want to move,so I would say yes."he answered.
"And would she sleep in our bed?"she persisted.
The man sighed and said."Sweetheart we had this bed custom made for my back pain so I would say yes."
The wife wasn't going to let this lie,and she continued."So your new wife will be living in our house and sleeping in our bed - would you let her use my golf clubs as well?"
"Oh no dear,that would never do," said the husband."She's left handed!"

Aaron

JJ Irani · 9 September 2005, 04:55 PM

Now that's what I call some good advance planning!!

padi56 · 10 September 2005, 02:08 AM

Seadweller · 10 September 2005, 02:58 AM

Rockrolex · 10 September 2005, 03:13 AM

Another oldie but goodie.

dman · 10 September 2005, 03:03 PM

9 September 2005, 02:23 PM	#1
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Yes dear A long time married couple are lying in bed when right out of the blue the women asks,"Honey if I died tomorrow,would you remarry?" "Yes sweetheart,I guess after a suitable period of grieving I would."he replied. "And would your new wife live in our house?" she asked. "Well darling,I love this old house and I wouldn't want to move,so I would say yes."he answered. "And would she sleep in our bed?"she persisted. The man sighed and said."Sweetheart we had this bed custom made for my back pain so I would say yes." The wife wasn't going to let this lie,and she continued."So your new wife will be living in our house and sleeping in our bed - would you let her use my golf clubs as well?" "Oh no dear,that would never do," said the husband."She's left handed!" Aaron

9 September 2005, 04:55 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Now that's what I call some good advance planning!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

10 September 2005, 02:08 AM	#3
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10 September 2005, 03:13 AM	#5
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10 September 2005, 02:58 AM	#4
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