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20 October 2010, 08:28 PM | #1 |
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Got to love a union
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.** ** ** ** ** "I'd like her," he said. ** ** "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next." ** |
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That was great.
I work with Unions all the time. I gotta share that one with some coworkers.
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21 October 2010, 02:24 AM | #3 |
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Hoho
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That's what happens to me.
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ME LIKE THAT ONE!!!
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Great joke for a friday
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Funny....and true!
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Yikes!!!
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that is great
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THAT IS SOOOOO WRONG!
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So funny...
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