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Old 20 October 2010, 08:28 PM   #1
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Got to love a union

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why
yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The
girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.** **
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"I'd like her," he said. **
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"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next." **
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Old 21 October 2010, 01:12 AM   #2
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That was great.

I work with Unions all the time. I gotta share that one with some coworkers.
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Old 21 October 2010, 02:24 AM   #3
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Old 21 October 2010, 03:20 AM   #4
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That's what happens to me.
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Old 21 October 2010, 06:01 AM   #5
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ME LIKE THAT ONE!!!
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Old 22 October 2010, 12:08 PM   #7
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Great joke for a friday
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Old 22 October 2010, 12:30 PM   #8
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Old 23 October 2010, 04:55 AM   #9
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Funny....and true!
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Old 24 October 2010, 12:33 PM   #10
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Old 24 October 2010, 01:53 PM   #11
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Old 31 October 2010, 04:30 AM   #12
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Old 12 November 2010, 05:52 AM   #13
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Old 23 December 2010, 01:52 PM   #14
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THAT IS SOOOOO WRONG!
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Old 24 December 2010, 01:45 AM   #15
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