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Old 17 March 2011, 03:36 PM   #1
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't!*

The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.*

The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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Old 17 March 2011, 07:48 PM   #2
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Old 17 March 2011, 10:50 PM   #3
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Funny joke but I hope you are aware that you are offending a blonde Asian?
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Old 19 March 2011, 07:10 AM   #5
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