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Old 27 March 2011, 10:00 AM   #1
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Puns for intelligent people.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road & was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silkworms had a race. They wound up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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Old 27 March 2011, 10:23 AM   #2
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I can't be that stupid....I got them.

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Old 27 March 2011, 11:35 AM   #3
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My favorite was Linoleum Blownapart.

Priceless.
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Old 27 March 2011, 11:41 AM   #4
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My favorite was Linoleum Blownapart.

Priceless.
I liked the fruit flies.
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Old 28 March 2011, 05:58 AM   #5
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Old 28 March 2011, 06:10 AM   #6
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Old 28 March 2011, 10:15 AM   #7
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Lol!
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Old 28 March 2011, 07:19 PM   #8
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Old 28 March 2011, 11:59 PM   #9
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Old 28 March 2011, 08:34 PM   #10
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Old 29 March 2011, 12:33 AM   #11
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Hahaha! Great!
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