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mitchy · 9 April 2011, 12:01 PM

Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated. " Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation. " Fred: "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it? " Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but OK. " He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up. "Well, Doc, how'd it go? " Fred asks. "It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task, and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my... " "CIRCUMCISED! " yells Fred. "THAT'S the word!!! "

Route 66 · 9 April 2011, 12:03 PM

Dr. Robert · 9 April 2011, 12:20 PM

Ouch

Chipmunk · 9 April 2011, 01:19 PM

limbo · 9 April 2011, 07:52 PM

rfknauss · 10 April 2011, 09:37 AM

Beeper · 10 April 2011, 10:33 AM

swatty · 10 April 2011, 01:21 PM

Saxon007 · 13 April 2011, 01:18 PM

We need a "cringe" icon, lol.

Lion · 20 April 2011, 11:53 PM

Ouch...as I cross my legs!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 29 September 2011, 04:25 AM

TSW · 29 September 2011, 05:20 AM

SWIMPRUF · 2 October 2011, 04:37 PM

Art 1 · 3 October 2011, 08:27 AM

steelers · 4 October 2011, 05:19 AM

figbo · 4 October 2011, 05:40 AM

eric23 · 5 October 2011, 06:50 AM

9 April 2011, 12:01 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Wrong word Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated. " Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation. " Fred: "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it? " Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but OK. " He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up. "Well, Doc, how'd it go? " Fred asks. "It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task, and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my... " "CIRCUMCISED! " yells Fred. "THAT'S the word!!! " __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

9 April 2011, 12:20 PM	#3
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