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Oyster1982 · 25 June 2011, 07:28 AM

A blonde crashes her car into a wall, and the police show up. The officer walks out and ask;

Cop: Ma'am how did this happen?
Blonde: (sobbing) I was driving and I saw a tree in front of me, and I swerved to miss it. Than I saw another tree and I swerved around that one. Than I saw another tree and swerved around it and lost control and hit a wall!!!
Cop: Ma'am there isnt a tree on this road for 10 miles, it was your damn air freshener.

Art 1 · 25 June 2011, 07:44 AM

vukotab · 26 June 2011, 04:51 AM

Route 66 · 26 June 2011, 04:55 AM

USAF Retired · 29 June 2011, 12:10 PM

funny

blackmsport · 29 June 2011, 12:15 PM

ahhhh..... shall I laugh

z32turbo · 29 June 2011, 12:45 PM

Jack's Uncle · 30 June 2011, 07:18 AM

mjclark32 · 30 June 2011, 07:38 AM

hahaha

Cru Jones · 30 June 2011, 10:47 PM

dddrees · 1 July 2011, 09:33 AM

onkyo · 1 July 2011, 03:39 PM

johnbeth · 1 July 2011, 04:19 PM

swatty · 1 July 2011, 07:19 PM

My wife

Mistry · 1 July 2011, 07:50 PM

heehee

TSW · 8 July 2011, 05:30 PM

Haha

MonBK · 8 July 2011, 05:44 PM

:)

bgriz · 10 July 2011, 03:38 AM

Chipmunk · 11 July 2011, 01:30 PM

rolexpawn · 11 July 2011, 03:28 PM

That stinks.

25 June 2011, 07:28 AM	#1
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