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Old 27 September 2011, 07:36 PM   #1
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Particle physics joke....
The barman says we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here.

A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Old 27 September 2011, 09:58 PM   #2
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Old 28 September 2011, 06:16 AM   #3
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Old 28 September 2011, 06:40 AM   #4
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Wait...I don't get it...now I do!
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Old 28 September 2011, 08:53 AM   #6
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Wait...I don't get it...now I do!
that should say.. i get it, oh now i don't
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Old 28 September 2011, 09:03 AM   #7
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I reckon the measurement machine was off, anyway.

Crown side up or something.
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I reckon the measurement machine was off, anyway.

Crown side up or something.
you are funny
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an oldie but a goodie...

I had already posted this joke before I heard it!
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I reckon the measurement machine was off, anyway.

Crown side up or something.


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an oldie but a goodie...

I had already posted this joke before I heard it!
well i laughed before i read it
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Old 28 September 2011, 10:18 AM   #11
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I forgot the joke before I knew it ...

An FTL neutrino walks into an AD and gets a Sub before the last price hike.

Of course, Chuck Norris can catch a neutrino before it comes back as well as after.
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Old 29 September 2011, 06:25 AM   #14
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I'm not sure how you deduce that from these results. It's not as if the neutrinos had arrived before they were sent.

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I'm not sure how you deduce that from these results. It's not as if the neutrinos had arrived before they were sent.

lol
Check the heading - "Jokes".
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