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jatco · 15 January 2012, 09:38 AM

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

PRICELESS

Lisa · 15 January 2012, 09:52 AM

OMG that's really funny!

mitchy · 15 January 2012, 10:01 AM

Andad · 15 January 2012, 11:14 AM

Art 1 · 15 January 2012, 12:16 PM

swatty · 15 January 2012, 04:36 PM

kenhiraihnl · 15 January 2012, 05:14 PM

unexpected ending

TSW · 15 January 2012, 05:52 PM

Priceless :))

MonBK · 15 January 2012, 05:58 PM

limbo · 15 January 2012, 06:16 PM

gerard68 · 15 January 2012, 05:57 PM

Classic!!!!!

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Lion · 16 January 2012, 02:08 AM

Very funny!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 16 January 2012, 11:40 AM

Classic indeed!

eric23 · 17 January 2012, 03:32 AM

bgriz · 17 January 2012, 04:35 AM

77T · 18 January 2012, 03:24 PM

15 January 2012, 09:38 AM	#1
jatco "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 51,221	2 Ladies talking in Heaven..... Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda! 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. PRICELESS __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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