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Old 4 April 2012, 04:32 AM   #1
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The Weather In Jamaica Is...

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a handsome native Jamaican man. After a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?''. I can't tell you, the Jamaican man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, that he can't tell her. On her last night there she asks again "Please tell me your name!''. I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me' says the man. There is no reason for me to laugh at you, the lady says. Fine, he replies, my name is Snow. The lady bursts into laughter, and the Jamaican man gets mad and says, "I knew you'd make fun of it". The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm just thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica.'
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Old 4 April 2012, 05:01 AM   #2
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Old 4 April 2012, 05:06 AM   #3
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Old 4 April 2012, 05:10 AM   #4
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or 254mm of Snow if you go metric
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Old 4 April 2012, 05:43 AM   #5
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Old 4 April 2012, 05:46 AM   #6
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Old 4 April 2012, 08:00 AM   #7
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Old 4 April 2012, 01:28 PM   #8
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Ha..Ha..Ha... Husbands beware of Snow in Jamaica !
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Old 5 April 2012, 12:53 AM   #10
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Old 5 April 2012, 05:22 AM   #12
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Old 5 April 2012, 03:37 PM   #13
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I dunno - is this where you're supposed to say a foot of snow is better than 10"?
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