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8 April 2012, 06:32 AM | #1 |
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The Attorney
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues
As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!" "OH, MY GOD!!!," screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!" |
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Good one!
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Hahaha
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I think this is the funniest joke ever.
Of course, lawyers aren't the only materialistic folks on the planet, but for this joke, a lawyer is the perfect protagonist.
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...LOL.. What arm???? - Oh, that one! - Whatever!!!
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Perfect joke for tRF!!!!!!
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