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77T · 30 July 2012, 05:24 AM

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps a bucket of fresh horse manure all over the floor.

He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning up that horse s#!t, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”

She turns to him with a smirk and says, “Do you want ketchup on that?”

The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”

She says “We just moved in and don't have the electricity turned on yet.”

MonBK · 30 July 2012, 05:31 AM

Always funny..:)

brkanand · 30 July 2012, 05:41 AM

Serves him right!

FeelingTheBlues · 30 July 2012, 08:10 AM

swatty · 30 July 2012, 11:09 AM

mjclark32 · 30 July 2012, 11:17 AM

Hahahaha

DCgator · 30 July 2012, 01:20 PM

Funny!

mtrunner · 30 July 2012, 11:25 PM

TSW · 30 July 2012, 11:41 PM

Dr. Robert · 1 August 2012, 06:45 AM

30 July 2012, 05:24 AM	#1
77T 2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,649	Salesmanship A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps a bucket of fresh horse manure all over the floor. He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning up that horse s#!t, I’ll eat every chunk of it.” She turns to him with a smirk and says, “Do you want ketchup on that?” The salesman says, “Why do you ask?” She says “We just moved in and don't have the electricity turned on yet.” __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

30 July 2012, 08:10 AM	#4
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