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Old 12 August 2012, 03:34 PM   #1
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The jar of twenties

Fellow walks into the bar and sees a huge jar of twenty dollar bills. When he asked what it was for, he was told that the money would go to anyone that completed the bar challenge. After a few drinks, he put his twenty with the others and said,I'm ready!"
The bartender said "First, you down that bottle of Jack Daniels.......
Next, you go out back and pull that diseased tooth out of that pitbull's mouth.
Finally. you need to go upstairs and satisfy Granny..."
He downed the drink and went out back where the patron's heard about fifteen minutes of growling, snarling, yelling, and screaming. He came back into the bar and said, "OK, now where's the lady with the sore tooth?"
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Old 12 August 2012, 03:40 PM   #2
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Old 12 August 2012, 03:42 PM   #3
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Ummmm, where's the punchline? n:
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Old 12 August 2012, 11:07 PM   #4
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That was funnier than the joke YD.
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Ummmm, where's the punchline? n:
Read...... It........a........little.......slower.....this... ....time :)
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Old 13 August 2012, 12:20 AM   #5
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Read...... It........a........little.......slower.....this... ....time :)
Still doing nothing for me - is it that he thought he had to satisfy the pitbull and remove Granny's sore tooth? Still wouldn't be very funny though...
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Old 12 August 2012, 04:18 PM   #6
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That was funnier than the joke YD.
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Old 13 August 2012, 01:35 AM   #7
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Sorry for the attitude but yes. I have to say I laughed for quite awhile but maybe I've got a little more obscure sense of humor. J
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Old 13 August 2012, 07:44 AM   #8
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A bottle of Jack and that pit bull looked pretty good!
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Old 13 August 2012, 08:00 AM   #9
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I thought it was funny but didnt LOL literally. I rarely do while reading.
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Old 13 August 2012, 01:29 PM   #10
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I found it quite funny.
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Old 13 August 2012, 01:41 PM   #11
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Old 13 August 2012, 05:04 PM   #13
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Old 13 August 2012, 06:18 PM   #14
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not bad...
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