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Old 12 August 2012, 07:03 PM   #1
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson .

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers..

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the feck are you doing Mick" says Paddy

"Jeez Paddy, bejasus ye frightened the livin out of me" says an obviously embarrassed Mick,
"Me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor"
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Old 12 August 2012, 07:15 PM   #2
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Old 13 August 2012, 01:59 PM   #3
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Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


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Old 13 August 2012, 05:04 PM   #4
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Old 13 August 2012, 05:34 PM   #5
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3 readings 'til "attract her" came through.
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Old 15 August 2012, 01:15 PM   #8
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LOL...I'm not Mick
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Old 16 August 2012, 02:52 AM   #9
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Old 20 August 2012, 05:14 AM   #10
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Old 30 August 2012, 06:29 AM   #11
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They wouldn't be Irish by any chance?!!
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