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Old 28 September 2012, 11:14 AM   #1
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Definition of a WIS

I remember seeing many months ago, a list defining what it takes to be a WIS. Anyone know the thread? I haven't been able to find it. Just got my wife a midsize Platty and she is now truly becoming a WIS!
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Old 28 September 2012, 11:17 AM   #2
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The best definition ever was posted by our own Padi some years ago:

http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...niversary+Padi


Wis = Watch Idiot Savant.


1.A person self trained to sleep in 5 positions while wearing his/her COSC certified chronometer in bed.

2.A person who opens the back of a new Patek on the first day of acquisition and hand winds the rotor to tighten up the main spring.

3. A person who takes his 2000 meter water proof Rolex SD off from the wrist. And puts it into the deepest pocket,and three plastic bags before walking into a rain storm without any rain gear on.

4.A person who waits every 5 minute in front of his radio controlled clock in order to adjust all his/her 14 mechanical watches to the accuracy within -2/+2 seconds per 24 hours.

5. A person who can memorises all serial numbers of the Rolex watches made in the past 60 years but keeps forgetting the wifes wedding anniversary.

6. A person who washes his/her watch in luxury shampoo,polishes with specially bought cloth.Then rests it on another specially bought cloth just encase they scratch the stainless steel.
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Old 28 September 2012, 11:22 AM   #3
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I think you can add a person who looks at there watch every five minutes but doesn't know what time it is
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Old 28 September 2012, 11:23 AM   #4
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I hadn't seen this one! Very true, but I do remember another list that had at list one that said something to the effect of having to look at your watch 2-3 times before actually realizing what time it is.
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Old 28 September 2012, 11:25 AM   #5
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Right on Topher! I've gotten random texts throughout the day saying she loves her watch, but has no idea what time it is!
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Old 28 September 2012, 11:34 AM   #6
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WIS = Wife Is Screaming
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Old 28 September 2012, 12:42 PM   #7
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WIS = Where Is Steve.
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Old 28 September 2012, 06:46 PM   #8
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Old 28 September 2012, 12:52 PM   #9
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Watch Idiot Spender...????
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Old 28 September 2012, 08:31 PM   #10
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Watch Idiot Spender...????
Sounds about right.
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