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padi56 · 6 November 2012, 06:16 PM

A little old lady went into the Natwest Bank one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the manager of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money.

They finally get her into the managers office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has £100,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The manager was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets".

The manager replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "for example, I'll bet you £5,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!" says the manager, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet".

The old lady says,"So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the manager, "I'll bet £5,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure" says the manager.

That night the manager got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet.

The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the manager's office. She introduces the lawyer to the manager and repeats the bet, that £5,000 says the manager's balls are square. The manager agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his trousers and underwear so they can see. The manager does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the manager, £5,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure".

Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?"

She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him £15,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have Nat-west banks manager's balls in my hands!"

johnbeth · 6 November 2012, 06:19 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 6 November 2012, 10:15 PM

A classic, I always love this one!

77T · 7 November 2012, 03:05 AM

mjclark32 · 7 November 2012, 03:08 AM

Hahhahahaaa

z32turbo · 7 November 2012, 03:52 AM

Art 1 · 7 November 2012, 09:36 AM

brkanand · 7 November 2012, 10:04 AM

Old is gold. Good one again!

Bangel · 7 November 2012, 07:05 PM

Good one! It's like the one Quentin Tarantino tells at the bar in a movie. I think the movie is Desperado.

6 November 2012, 06:16 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Betting Old Lady. A little old lady went into the Natwest Bank one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the manager of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her into the managers office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has £100,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The manager was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets". The manager replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "for example, I'll bet you £5,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!" says the manager, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet". The old lady says,"So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the manager, "I'll bet £5,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure" says the manager. That night the manager got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet. The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the manager's office. She introduces the lawyer to the manager and repeats the bet, that £5,000 says the manager's balls are square. The manager agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his trousers and underwear so they can see. The manager does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the manager, £5,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure". Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him £15,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have Nat-west banks manager's balls in my hands!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	A classic, I always love this one! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Good one! It's like the one Quentin Tarantino tells at the bar in a movie. I think the movie is Desperado.

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