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Old 22 November 2007, 05:34 AM   #1
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Updated Marriage vows.....

Dearly Beloved...
We are gathered here today, to unite this fools bank account into this womans possession. If there is anyone here who thinks they can talk some sense into this fool, let them speak now or forever say it behind there back!

Do you fool?
Promise to make this woman out to be everything she ain't?
How about you young lady?
Do you promise to show this man what a bitter woman
and a corrupt child support system can do to somebody's self-esteem?
By the power vested in me I now pronounce you future enemies!
You can now try what the last guy tried with her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 22 November 2007, 05:35 AM   #2
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Thus I remain single...
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Old 22 November 2007, 07:17 AM   #3
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Probably some truth in that.
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Old 22 November 2007, 07:29 AM   #4
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Yikes!
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Old 22 November 2007, 08:43 AM   #5
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A guy I used to work with told me the next time he thought he

might want to get married he would just go find some woman he didn't like and buy her a house. He said it would be less stressful.

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Old 22 November 2007, 08:59 AM   #6
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Old 22 November 2007, 09:45 AM   #7
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...tell us how you really feel......
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Old 22 November 2007, 01:42 PM   #8
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Marriage is like a tornado. In the beginning, there is a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, you lose your house.
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Old 22 November 2007, 01:55 PM   #9
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Marriage is like a tornado. In the beginning, there is a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, you lose your house.
Never heard that before! Haha..
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Old 10 December 2007, 01:22 PM   #10
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Marriage is like a tornado. In the beginning, there is a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, you lose your house.
Now thats Funny!!
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Old 11 December 2007, 04:00 AM   #11
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Marriage is like a tornado. In the beginning, there is a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, you lose your house.
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Old 11 December 2007, 07:21 AM   #12
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Don't know how true some of that is until you going through the Big D- like me right now!!!
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Old 22 November 2007, 02:50 PM   #13
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Christoph/Vitacura, I just LOVE your avatar!
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Old 22 November 2007, 04:33 PM   #14
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I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!
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