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22 November 2007, 05:34 AM | #1 |
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Updated Marriage vows.....
Dearly Beloved...
We are gathered here today, to unite this fools bank account into this womans possession. If there is anyone here who thinks they can talk some sense into this fool, let them speak now or forever say it behind there back! Do you fool? Promise to make this woman out to be everything she ain't? How about you young lady? Do you promise to show this man what a bitter woman and a corrupt child support system can do to somebody's self-esteem? By the power vested in me I now pronounce you future enemies! You can now try what the last guy tried with her ass!!!!!!!!!!!! |
22 November 2007, 05:35 AM | #2 |
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Thus I remain single...
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22 November 2007, 07:17 AM | #3 |
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Probably some truth in that.
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22 November 2007, 07:29 AM | #4 |
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Yikes!
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22 November 2007, 08:43 AM | #5 |
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A guy I used to work with told me the next time he thought he
might want to get married he would just go find some woman he didn't like and buy her a house. He said it would be less stressful.
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But....
...tell us how you really feel...... |
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Marriage is like a tornado. In the beginning, there is a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, you lose your house.
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Don't know how true some of that is until you going through the Big D- like me right now!!!
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22 November 2007, 02:50 PM | #13 |
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Christoph/Vitacura, I just LOVE your avatar!
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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