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Floridadogg · 7 December 2007, 11:00 PM

The head zookeeper at The Birmingham zoo in Alabama was having trouble with Lizzie, the female gorilla. Seemed that she was in heat and was in a terrible hormone induced state. There were no male gorillas available to mate with her, so Jethro, a big strapping ex football player and all around redneck was summoned to see if he could satisfy Lizzie's raging needs. The zoo keeper told Jethro that it was worth $500 to mate with Lizzie. Jethro reluctantly agreed but he assigned the three following conditions:

#!. He said he would not kiss her on the lips.

#2. He wanted the offspring raised baptist.

#3. He needed another week to come up with the $500.00

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7 December 2007, 11:00 PM	#1
Floridadogg Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: Allan Location: Florida Watch: 116520 & 116523 Posts: 468	Jethro the Redneck......... The head zookeeper at The Birmingham zoo in Alabama was having trouble with Lizzie, the female gorilla. Seemed that she was in heat and was in a terrible hormone induced state. There were no male gorillas available to mate with her, so Jethro, a big strapping ex football player and all around redneck was summoned to see if he could satisfy Lizzie's raging needs. The zoo keeper told Jethro that it was worth $500 to mate with Lizzie. Jethro reluctantly agreed but he assigned the three following conditions: #!. He said he would not kiss her on the lips. #2. He wanted the offspring raised baptist. #3. He needed another week to come up with the $500.00

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