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Old 27 January 2008, 12:27 AM   #1
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About Men....

1 of 11:
The nice men are ugly.

2 of 11:
The handsome men are not nice.

3 of 11:
The handsome and nice men are gay.

4 of 11:
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5 of 11:
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6 of 11:
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7 of 11:
The handsome men without money are after our money.

8 of 11:
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9 of 11:
The men who think we are beautiful, who are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10 of 11:
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11 of 11:
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
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Old 27 January 2008, 02:00 AM   #2
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Old 27 January 2008, 02:02 AM   #3
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Old 27 January 2008, 02:31 AM   #4
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Old 27 January 2008, 02:52 AM   #5
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