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20 February 2008, 09:07 AM
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The Rules
The Rules
The female always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void |
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20 February 2008, 09:08 AM
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20 February 2008, 09:12 AM
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Sounds like the traditional "no win-no win" to me!!!
  
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20 February 2008, 11:59 AM
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20 February 2008, 12:25 PM
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too true....
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20 February 2008, 01:05 PM
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Hilarious!
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20 February 2008, 03:23 PM
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Oh so true...
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20 February 2008, 04:41 PM
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20 February 2008, 11:51 PM
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Guys, see how simple it is?
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21 February 2008, 12:07 AM
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Yep! Only one rule in our household. The wife is always right!
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21 February 2008, 01:26 AM
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21 February 2008, 12:22 AM
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My husband has on more than one occasion said, "so what are the rules this week?"
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21 February 2008, 01:27 AM
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21 February 2008, 01:30 AM
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22 February 2008, 10:57 AM
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22 February 2008, 11:58 AM
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Kinda like this, but different...
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22 February 2008, 12:05 PM
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22 February 2008, 12:45 PM
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too true!
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22 February 2008, 01:06 PM
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22 February 2008, 01:19 PM
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I think my favorite line is...
"And I'll come home when I'm good and ready- to sleep on the couch" In my case, that would be SOP...  Sorry for the hijack, Nancy...
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