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Old 14 January 2014, 02:39 AM   #1
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A programmer’s wife tells him

A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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Old 14 January 2014, 02:41 AM   #2
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It would be very funny it if weren't true :)
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Old 14 January 2014, 04:07 AM   #3
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...so true!
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Old 14 January 2014, 06:05 AM   #4
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it's logical!
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Old 14 January 2014, 07:03 AM   #5
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Classic!
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Old 14 January 2014, 08:34 AM   #6
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Old 14 January 2014, 12:32 PM   #7
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Old 14 January 2014, 08:14 PM   #8
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Old 16 January 2014, 05:37 AM   #9
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Yep. I married one.
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Old 16 January 2014, 05:54 AM   #10
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Yep. I married one.
a husband?

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