Yo Mamma

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Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do hot air balloons.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."

Your mama's lips are so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray can!

Your mama's nose is so big, we use her boogers as basketballs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after X" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

"YoMama has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it."

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

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