The Trial Of Sadam Hussein.

[padi56]

Disclaimer this is just a meant to be funny.

This has to be the most amusing (sad) thing on TV at the moment.

The script is something from a bad Hollywood studio (is there a good one?)

Sadam's has just accused the US of torturing him (did anyone not see this coming?)

I predict the following:

The US..sorry I mean the Iraqi's...will accuse Sadam of being behind:
(a) the cold war
(b) two space shuttle disasters
(c) the development of cherry coke
(d) killing OJ Simpson's wife
(e) giving Michael J Fox Parkinson's disease

They will also accuse Madman Hussein of eating his weapons of mass destruction and shitting the remnants into the Tigris.

Sadam in turn will claim:
(a) That he's not really Sadam Hussein, he is one of the body doubles with inserted DNA
(b) That George Bush is gay and fEks sheep and going or gone gaga.
(c) That he was never responsible for gassing anyone, it was just a lark that got out of hand.
(d) That he's really really ill and unfit to stand trial ( a la Ernest Saunders).
(e) He was kidnapped by aliens and came back as a dictator after being anally probed.

Halfway through the trial all the comments uttered by Sadam will not match the mouth movements of said madman. And his voice will go up an octave, and match that of some sad interpreter, at a US army base reading a script written in bad yanklish English by GW Bush.

This charade will continue for many months, and possibly years, to come. F. Lee Bailey will finally enter the affray and demonstrate to the jury how the weapons of non existence, don't fit Sadam's right hand. $millions will be spent by the American business corporations, on advertising their hamburgers, etc, during the screening of the trial where undoubtedly the pundits will be discussing all the legal manoeuvres on the Larry King show. Then of course they'll be the book, closely followed by the film, and all the inevitable sequences, IE, Sadam 2, Son of Sadam, etc, etc.

Sadam will be found guilty and sentenced to death (in Texas) and will also be fined "all the oil in Iraq" which will then be given to the US as a "thank you" for liberating the country.



...and this was how I was anally probed!

[AJC]

[Goodwatch]

But I'm still wondering why everyone who has been kidnapped by aliens is always anally probed? What the hell is wrong with these aliens anyway? Or are they all from the planet of San Fransisco? Or Amsterdam for that matter. Dang, please explain

[padi56]

Well Frans suppose they are just trying to get to the bottom of things.

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by padi56

Well Frans suppose they are just trying to get to the bottom of things.

I'd love to get to the bottom of this!!

[mailman]

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I'd love to get to the bottom of this!!

Um, JJ, IT'S A FREAKIN CARTOON

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by mailman

Um, JJ, IT'S A FREAKIN CARTOON

S-T-R-E-T-C-H your imagination, ya tosser....it's freakin' Christmas!!!