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20 January 2014, 02:42 AM
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Hymn # 365
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down.. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile - life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See all you guys at the river !!
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20 January 2014, 02:57 AM
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I think we all need to go to the river...very funny
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20 January 2014, 04:28 AM
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Now that it's some sermon.
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20 January 2014, 05:56 AM
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20 January 2014, 06:03 AM
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20 January 2014, 03:03 PM
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21 January 2014, 08:24 PM
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The rivers run dry!
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