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anilzat · 9 February 2014, 02:35 AM

The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "c#nt" and "c#ck" scrawled all over the blackboard. She suspected Little Johnny, but could not prove it.

"Children," she said, addressing the classroom, "you are much too young to use vile language like that. Now we're all going to close our eyes and count up to fifty. Then, while our eyes are closed, I want the little boy or girl who wrote those words on the board to tiptoe up and erase them."

At the signal, the teacher and the children all closed their eyes. Then the teacher counted out loud, very slowly. She peeked and saw Little Johnny leave his seat. When she reached fifty, she said, "All right. Everybody open their eyes." She was very pleased with Little Johnny for doing the right thing.

All eyes went to the blackboard, but none of the words were erased. Below them was the message: "F#ck you, teacher! The Phantom strikes again!"

cop414 · 9 February 2014, 05:22 AM

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9 February 2014, 02:35 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Ville language. The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "c#nt" and "c#ck" scrawled all over the blackboard. She suspected Little Johnny, but could not prove it. "Children," she said, addressing the classroom, "you are much too young to use vile language like that. Now we're all going to close our eyes and count up to fifty. Then, while our eyes are closed, I want the little boy or girl who wrote those words on the board to tiptoe up and erase them." At the signal, the teacher and the children all closed their eyes. Then the teacher counted out loud, very slowly. She peeked and saw Little Johnny leave his seat. When she reached fifty, she said, "All right. Everybody open their eyes." She was very pleased with Little Johnny for doing the right thing. All eyes went to the blackboard, but none of the words were erased. Below them was the message: "F#ck you, teacher! The Phantom strikes again!"

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