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30 January 2006, 10:23 PM | #1 |
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Two Big Guys Meet.
This guy was going out with a girl called Wendy. In fact he cared so much for her that he had her name tattooed on his dick so that when he became erect she could read her full name unfolding from "WY" to "WENDY". One day, he goes on holiday to Jamaica. Answering the call of nature, he enters a public toilet. There, next to him, he can see an enormous native with the name Paul on his T- shirt, also taking a leak. Our hero takes a glance to his side and notices that the native also has "WY" tattooed on his dick. "Hey", he says, trying to strike up a conversation, "are you seeing a woman called Wendy too? You seem to have her name on your dick." "Wendy?", replies the native, "don't know any one with that name! My tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a very nice day."
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