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SemperTime · 10 June 2008, 08:52 PM

Subject: Teacher arrested

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us", the Attorney General said. " They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values."

They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle".

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

seantk · 10 June 2008, 08:55 PM

I thought this was going to be another Florida story

Sean

pwrslider · 11 June 2008, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by seantk

I thought this was going to be another Florida story

Sean

Yeah....and I was hoping for pictures!!

rpryan55 · 10 June 2008, 10:01 PM

Very clever.

Earl · 10 June 2008, 10:20 PM

cute!

Uncle-AJ · 10 June 2008, 11:46 PM

The last line had me in stiches.

JJ Irani · 11 June 2008, 03:46 AM

Me too!!

Launch Mini · 12 June 2008, 04:59 AM

Sounds liike the "al-gebra's" are the square root of evil.
I also heard their following is growing exponentially.
Did I just go off an a tangent?

jasonbellevue · 12 June 2008, 03:25 PM

limbo · 12 June 2008, 07:28 PM

ROLEX MAN · 12 June 2008, 07:30 PM

what a good laugh!

10 June 2008, 08:52 PM	#1
SemperTime Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NE Posts: 26	Teacher arrested Subject: Teacher arrested NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us", the Attorney General said. " They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values." They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle". When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

10 June 2008, 08:55 PM	#2
seantk "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Sean Location: West Florida Posts: 2,671	I thought this was going to be another Florida story Sean __________________ "Life is frittered away with detail... simplify, simplify!" Henry D. Thoreau

10 June 2008, 10:01 PM	#4
rpryan55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Dick Location: USA Watch: SubND,DD,SSDaytona Posts: 2,257	Very clever. __________________ “The only reason for time ....................... is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Albert Einstein

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Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	The last line had me in stiches. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

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Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	cute!

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