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padi56 · 10 February 2006, 08:43 PM

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind
the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have
seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is
eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if
you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of
the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the
other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper
and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it

would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

C.J. · 11 February 2006, 02:50 AM

JJ Irani · 11 February 2006, 04:07 AM

Hope she's a good catcher!!

Goodwatch · 11 February 2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Don't laugh, this is true football (your soccer) so this explanation is for all of you Yanks as well

(And Canucks, Kiwis and all the other poor souls who think football is running around with a pig skin). You may now kill me at your leasure

Launch Mini · 11 February 2006, 08:20 AM

Offside requires a blue line.
No blue line, no offside.
I don't get it

10 February 2006, 08:43 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	The Offside Rule Explained For Women. You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, whilst it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had actually been thrown it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 February 2006, 02:50 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

11 February 2006, 04:07 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hope she's a good catcher!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 February 2006, 08:20 AM	#5
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Offside requires a blue line. No blue line, no offside. I don't get it __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

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