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17 February 2006, 10:43 PM
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BMW Dealership.
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots
the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,"Good day, Madam.How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price."
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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18 February 2006, 12:33 AM
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18 February 2006, 03:59 AM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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18 February 2006, 04:25 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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18 February 2006, 08:37 AM
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18 February 2006, 10:46 AM
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18 February 2006, 03:23 PM
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You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo. 
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